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'Berta!

by The Handle

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'Berta! 04:37
Alberta! I made you my bitch! Took a shit on the poor and gave a tax break to the rich Alberta, suck my dick all them soft-cock soyboy libtards make me sick I love the way you lick the boot of every fat, white man in a business suit I'll fuck you over really cute Tap the tree and drain the root in Alberta Alberta, you're in the palm of my hand now I'll put a motherfucking pipeline on every inch of Indian land Alberta, good goddamn, I'm the man and we're a white-trash, neo-fascist Taliban You know I don't give a fuck about anyone who's down on their luck unless you drive a pickup truck you're just one more pinko beta-cuck in Alberta Alberta Uber Alles Our nation standing tall United in our Purity With our backs against the wall Our Little Kingdom on the Prairie a sacred sanctuary for all those who've been oppressed by virtue
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If you're anything like a reasonable human being, you probably hate what's happening in our Province right now. This single was born out of the frustration of seeing regular Albertans taken in yet again by the empty promises and fear mongering of the Conservative party. We wanted to re-contextualize what we saw as a disturbing undercurrent of xenophobia and hucksterism running throughout the rhetoric used by the Conservative demagogues to rile an abused population into making endlessly poor decisions for ourselves, our economy and our environment. At the very least, we hope this single will bring some much-needed comic relief to the folks finding themselves trapped in an unreasonable and absurd situation.

We'll be donating 100% of our sales of this single for July to the Niitsitapi Water Defenders gofundme campaign. Price for pre-order is set at a very affordable $1, but please feel free to give more, it's a great charity!

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released July 9, 2021

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The Handle Calgary, Alberta

The Handle is a legendary country rock supergroup comprised of members of local underground favorites Devonian Gardens and The Psychic Alliance. Known for their blistering live sets, twin guitar histrionics and golden-throated vocal harmonies, The Handle has established themselves as one of the brightest stars in Calgary's cowboy firmament. ... more

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